Cas’ Telephone
Performed by shercocklocked
A Supernatural parody in the tune of ‘Telephone’ original sung by Lady Gaga
Lyric:
[Cas]
Hello, Hello
Dean you called
but I can’t hear a thing
I have got no service on this road
you see, see
wh-wh-what did you say?
oh you’re breaking up on me.
Sorry I cannot hear you
the voice, it wants my name
it wants my name
name
it wants my name
name
Dean, can you please tell me why the voice just wants my name
[Sam]
Just a second, wait
that’s just the answering machine
[Dean]
And I cannot text you
with a drink in my hand-hand
[Cas]
You should’ve made some plans with me
but, no, you had to sleep
[Dean]
And now you won’t stop calling me
I’m kinda busy
[Cas]
stop stallin’, stop stallin’
I don’t want to wait anymore
just put your hands all over my vessel
stop stallin’, stop stallin’
I don’t want to call anymore
just put your hands all over my vessel
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
stop stalling on me
it’s crazy
eh eh eh eh ehe h eh eh
stop stalling on me
can call all you want, but I just don’t know
how to work this stupid telephone
you’re out in a club and I’m waiting on the curb
and I just can’t work this telephone
[Dean]
Cas, the way you blowing up my phone
won’t make me leave no faster
drink my drink no faster
leave these girls no faster
I told Sam to teach
you how to use the phone
what a disaster
Calling like a collector
cas that’s just the voice answer
[Cas]
Not that I don’t want to
meet you at a party
but I am sick and tired of you
hanging up on me
[Sam]
Cas, you could’ve asked me if you had a problem
anyways, can you call back
I need assistance
I need assistance
I need assistance
I really need you to call back
I need assistance
[Cas]
stop stallin’, stop stallin’
I don’t want to wait anymore
just put your hands all over my vessel
stop stallin’, stop stallin’
I don’t want to call anymore
just put your hands all over my vessel
stop stallin’, stop stallin’
I don’t want to wait anymore
just put your hands all over my vessel
stop stallin’, stop stallin’
I don’t want to call anymore
just put your hands all over my vessel
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
stop stalling on me
it’s crazy
eh eh eh eh ehe h eh eh
stop stalling on me
can call all you want, but I just don’t know
how to work this stupid telephone
you’re out in a club and I’m sitting on the curb
and I just can’t work this telephone
This telephone
th-th-this telephone
you’re out in a club
and I’m sitting on the curb
and I just can’t work this telephone!
This telephone
th-th-this telephone
you’re out in a club
and I’m sitting on the curb
and I just can’t work this telephone!
[the voices]
(We’re sorry, we’re sorry
The number you have reached
Is not in service at this time
Please check the number, or try your call again)
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